Saturday, January 18, 2014

Q: Typing this while she's sitting across from me is rather therapeutic...

My roommate pulled the whole passive aggressive act on me this morning. Was I gonna flip the bird or carefully ask her what’s wrong, I no longer remember. But I am aware that she pushed the chair roughly to the side that it hit another chair hard enough to produce a loud thud. As she mopped the floor (again all this on her own accord) she pushed the mop head, taking my socks with it into the heater. You must be kidding me, right? She knocked a couple of poster tubes down and never bothered to pick them up. Discreetly, that type of behavior is telling me this, “You should be cleaning this up, and why am I doing this for you?” Alas, we don’t talk as much as we used to; to hell with courtesy and considerations. I guess the honeymoon period is over and she’s grown too comfortable. You know they say that even the non-venomous snakes need to shed their skins.

I simply ignored her. You might then say it’s unhealthy. That I should talk it out with her and settled the business. But here’s the deal. She best counts her stars now that I am unusually patient. Pull that kinda stunt once more and she’ll be looking up for some time travelling classes to smack her old self in place. I am not even going to suck up to her. Woman, please ask yourself why you can stay at such a convenient location in the first place before you go PMSing just because you want to. I hope you realize that I can send you packing anytime with just a phone call since your name is not on the lease. Tsk, I dislike people who bite the hands that feed them. Seriously…while you're at it, take your loud (and exceptionally long) phone calls and equally loud replays of Bollywood songs with you. 

Keep in view,
Vonnie S.

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