Thursday, January 9, 2014

Pillow Talk: My First Roommate (Part II)

3) The Best Gossip Magazine In Town!
- Forget your monthly write-up. If you’re subscribed on ST’s friend list, you’ll get a whiff of the news within the day of incident itself. She’ll deliver the story to you in person, usually over dinner, and talk about how the world is out to get her. If you’re ever in the mood for reality show, this is the channel for you. Entertainment value is guaranteed high, validity, on the other hand, needs to be questioned frequently.
Lesson learned: Don’t let anything into her eyes or ears. Period.
4) Dishwashing Pro
- If there’s anything I’d give ST credit for, it’s her love for clean environment. She enjoys putting your winter coat back into the closet, arranging the shoes evenly, and emptying the sink of dirty dishes. Those qualities are rare in college students, so that’s definitely one thing I highly recommend her to promote when it comes to meeting a potential mate.
Lesson learned: Arighty, time to take out the trash.
5) Drama Queen
- I am sure we can agree that a person with the combination of point 1 and 2 can evolve into a scary persona. Hence, the drama queen. But hey, with pun intended, ST loves watching Hong Kong television drama series. She gets hooked on to them so much that she had burnt a number of eggs. Yes, they sat in the pan while she watched Moses strutted around in an emperor outfit.
Lesson learned: Finish the egg, and then only go to laptop.
In the end, we’ve mutually decided to part ways. She moved to a studio apartment away from school (and me). Peace finally returned to Lafayette village that Summer. Ah, so sweet the taste of freedom.
Big taste,
Vonnie S.

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