Thursday, January 9, 2014

Pillow Talk: My Second Roommate

She came in to replace ST. Thanks to Amira’s recommendation; we ended up sharing the same apartment. Unlike ST, KaviS left a pretty sensational impression, one befitting that of an innocent schoolgirl. Except that she was anything but innocent.
Five things about KaviS and what I learned from her:
1) Drunken Master
- She loves to drink. What’s a box of 24 beer bottles? That’s gonna disappear within a week tops. Girl downs them alcohol like water, but still sober enough to do her calculus. I heard that she found some drinking buddies after I left Michigan. That mischievous eighteen year old should not even be drinking in the first place. US has a law against minor drinking alcohol, right?
Lesson learned: Never leave your beer inside the fridge without calculating them first.
2) Phew, what a potty mouth
- There are only a handful of people I’ve met in my life who swears as well as KaviS does. Forget the punctuation and away with those bombastic vocabularies. It was like Comedy Central life whenever PJ and her spar in sarcasm. I swear you can watch them all day. A beautiful thing to do is to open up the house for other people to join in the fun with popcorn in tow.
Lesson learned: What may seem cool is often a bad habit best left unlearned.

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