Q: The hell man, I'll make it my own.

For today's post to work, I'll be talking about puppies. That's the best topic ever because it is proven to be very heartwarming (use YouTube videos as reference). Talking about work will only prove itself to be a highly effective sleeping pill, and I wouldn't want that to happen to you. Talk about chipped tooth and drooling over your keyboard. Speaking of keyboards, yours could be five times dirtier than the average lavatory seat. Make sure to do the occasional dabbing of alcohol to kill those germs, a ritual you should practice as often as room cleaning. Unless of course you hardly ever lift a broom and you prefer to harvest dust bunnies for your childish imaginary world. Apparently, they hop around and feed on fresh air, so you might die. But then should mom come round to collect them and turn them into strays at your local dump site, you'll survive for another day. Survival here is key because you'll have to be the fittest and to be the fittest, you exercise daily. Not easy to work out considering that discipline is hard to hone, exactly so with friends who refuse to leave you alone. I am talking about the more abstract presence such as Procrastination and Laziness.

And we're back to the puppies. Oh wait, I think this will do for now.

Serve chilled,
Vonnie S.