Friday, October 26, 2012

Q: Hurricane Sandy over the weekends? Good, more sleep for me then!

Yup. One heck of a storm is launching itself inland to Baltimore. I heard it from the mail lady that powers are going to be down for days if the impact is severe. Which brings me to my next point, should I buy more food to stock up just in case it really does happen? On one hand, it will be a great experience. Witnessing a passing hurricane is not a leisure activity one gets to do everyday. Of course, this storm will bring with it rain and strong winds, worst of them all, destruction. Thus, that would not only jeopardize my studies and presentation due the following week, it will also make travelling to the institute hazardous for good reasons.

Anyway, I am hoping and finger crossing that Sandy will go tame on Baltimore. The only reason she's mad is because of the fluctuating temperature and pressure that come with the season's change. Why, it is but only a natural cycle year in and out. She should understand that I am too busy right now to be playing on her whims. But like I've learned about non-verbal subjects (Sandy's non-living to boot) over the years, it's a challenge to get your ideas across. So I might have to just brace the storm next week.

What an asshole. As a friend, you should have known better than to say "oh." Was it really that time consuming to write a decent greeting? And you wonder why you never hit the jackpot. Please, that's why I'm so done with some of you suckers. Apparently my existence is not worth your time, and frankly speaking I can't find anymore reason to justify for you to use my time either. So the next time you come round looking for me, expect to see a "You can Suck It" sign on my door.

Stormtroopering this Halloween,
Vonnie S.

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